"The little Red Riders Book"
Today, I want to
share an interesting and funny collection of famous bands riders (a rider is a
list of backstage requests from bands that is sent to every venue they perform
at). This list was collected in a book
called ‘The little Red Riders Book’ edited by Mr. Steve Lamacq who is a BBC DJ
and the author of” Going Deaf for a Living”. My friend gave me this book to
take a look for a couple of days and I had lots of fun reading about probably
the most strange and fascinating artists’ demands. Lots of outrageous and ridiculous
stuff is included in this tiny but truly awesome book.
So here are
the best of the best:
·
Rolling Stones
HP sauce. Shepherd’s pie.
Paintbrushes. Snooker table. TV (capable of showing cricket matches). Toilet
(on wheels). Scroll down for more…
Specific tastes: Rocker
Marilyn Manson requests a bald, toothless hooker while Beyonce insists all
products are Pepsi
·
Nirvana
Macaroni cheese.
·
Marilyn Manson
Air-conditioning always on
full. Haribo gummi bears. Doritos. Microwave popcorn. Bottle of Absinthe. A
bald hooker with no teeth.
·
Frank Sinatra
An ear, nose and throat
specialist with the anti-inflammatory drug Decadron.
·
Artic Monkeys

·
Britney Spears
Two boxes of Pop Tarts.
Fruit Loops. Cable television. Two 6ft sofas. Odour-free carpet. A phone line.
·
Led Zeppelin
Iron. Ironing board.
·
Beyoncé
Pepsi products only. Honey
Nut Cheerios. Ginger root. A two-man love seat. 78F in dressing room. Toilet
scrubbed with disinfectant. No sweets, chocolate or crisps in dressing room.
·
Oasis
“Lots of” Guinness. “Lots
of” beer. “Lots of” red wine. “Lots of” vodka. A bottle of whisky. Monster
Munch. Wotsits. Doritos and dip.
·
Elton John
74 towels. Flowers (NO
chrysanthemums, lilies, carnations or daisies).
· Elvis Presley
Pot roast with gravy. Mashed
potatoes with gravy. Corn bread with gravy. 36 chocolate donuts
·
Black Eyed Peace
Just a sober monitor engineer.
·
P Diddy
204 towels. 20 bars of soap.
Two bottles of Hennessy cognac. Two bottles of Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio.
Two bottles of Veuve Clicquot. A bottle of Dom Perignon. Grey Goose vodka. Boom
box. Bouquet of white flowers. Cheddar cheese and sour-cream chips. Sweet
Tarts. A $300,000 bullet-proof Maybach.
‘The Little Red
Rider Book’ is a cool replenishment for a music literature collection and a
nice little present for a person who is keen of music. So if you have spare 10
$ go and buy this one, I would personally love to have a copy.
Oooooh, I remember reading this when we went to Elton's studio. Hahaha, so much fun. I love the Justin Timberlake's one. Was something about... "Unlimited tequila." ;DD
ReplyDeletemy respect goes to Nirvana & Led Zeppelin !
ReplyDeleteone of those simple guys, you know )